Full time with benefits

Did I mention that I work full time? Full time with benefits..benefits like dental and health insurance, chances to help others and pink eye, like I got this week. That 's right we're talkin right back there in third grade where kids always got head lice,ring worm and pink eye. The last time I got it was from playing with my uncle's ferril cats...what a juvenile affliction..pink eye.. no one even feels bad for you its just gross. I went to the doctors today she said I was super contagious...but of course with great power comes great responsability and I have to be very careful about touching anything. But it is kind of tempting...rub my eye and shake a hand...rub my eye and touch the keyboard at the public library. oops.
Other benefits of work is that my time is completely filled with worthwhile activity...meaning I have zero free time. No cleaning my room time and if you know me...well... So I was cleaning the other day and got to thinking about one of our hampsters, Ghost. Ghost escpaed from his cage and lived in a mouse hole under our sink, we knew he was there because there would be continous avalanche of lint and cheerios that he would shove out of his hole. That's me, that's my room. My family hardly ever sees me except the constant hide and low tides of stuff. I exumed a sweater I got for Christmas from under some hats, sweet! Delayed presents. I also found the book I had checked out on organization under some stuff..had to pay the late fine. Pathetic but it shows I desire for change.
Well I better go my pink eye is "tingling"...someone must be in danger...