My dog-

This has been on my mind I just never got a chance to type it up. I or I guess "we" have the cutest dog in the world, she is a dalmation and she is a pitbull...she's spotty and she's beefy (with scary jaws) a PITMATION. Her name is Rose and yes if she had a different name she would probably smell the same (not sweet) . I am here to confess a certain jelousy that I have for Rose, I am starting to feel threatened like when she is around I am just invisible. I walk her down the street (well I used to before I started working) and people stare at her from cars and wave..hello spotted dog! Walking her as school starts is also a big mistake because all the kids want to pet her they see a DALMATION... and their moms grab their hands and say don't pet the dog because the moms see ROWS of TEETH. But mom its a Dalmation like from 101 Damations! Actually, I say, this is a Pitmation and they made a movie about them too,
101 Pitmations needless to say Cruella Deville, Horace and Jasper didn't make out so well and it isn't appropriate for little children.
I was trying to cross the street with Rose and a man in a old pick up ( a real life Tomater) is make a turn and gets that "dirty old man" look on his face and leers out the window...Oh brother I think..men..I am not a peice of meat to be leered at! Puh-lease. But then dirty old man speaks and says "That's a purdy dawg.." and drives away. I think my dog just got leered at and not me. Hence the feelings of jelousy...but I have solved that, now I walk the dog I wear a sequined dress and high heels.